Post by Timon on Feb 21, 2004 10:37:47 GMT -5
A friend of mine and me made this fanfiction. So seat back, eat some grubs, and enjoy.
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(Tails is working on an invention)
Sonic: Hey Tails!
Tails: Hi Sonic! Amy is looking for you...again.
Sonic: Ugh...Well, tell her I'm at yankee stadie-Hey, who are those roses for?
Tails: Um....a f-friend.
Sonic: Are they for Cream?
Tails: U-um...
Sonic: I can tell when your lying and when your telling the truth, Tails, so just spit it out!
Tails: Aw Sonic...It's not anything BIG...
Tails: J-just roses.
Sonic: Tails, don't be nervous. I'll make this the best first date you've ever had.
Tails: Whew...Thanks Sonic. I thought you might not understand...
Sonic: C'mon bud! We'll do it to it! And you don't have to worry a thing about Ivo. Knuckles is taking my place while I'm helping you.
Tails: Yeah. Knuckles has really been helping out lately.
Amy: SONIIIIIIIIC!
Sonic: Step number one, Tails...
*Amy Glomps Sonic*
Sonic: Get used to being chased.
Amy: Oh Sonic! I was looking for you! We should start getting used to our marriage!
Tails: Huh?
Sonic: Uh...Someone e-mailed her a fake note saying I'd marry her.
Mario: Uh...Don't-a look at Me!
Sonic: WHY YOU LITTLE @)&^&%%$!
Amy: Don't be shy, Sonic! I know it was you finally admitting your feelings!
Sonic: Lemme at 'em! LEMME AT 'EM!
Mario: Mammia Mia!
Mario: Gotta go! *runs away*
Tails: Er...Sonic? Weren't you going to help me out?
Sonic: Sure. Amy, go get Emerl and Shadow to help us out.
Amy: Oh yes, we need to raise our young one.
Sonic: Er..Yeah. That we do.
Tails: Sonic, I gotta go see Cream. Good luck with Amy...
Amy: How cute! Tails' first date!
Sonic: OK Tails, and remember, be yourself!
*Cream's House*
Tails: *knocks on door*
Cream: Hello?
Cheese: Chao?
Tails: H-hey Cream. I got you some pretty roses.
Cream: Thank you. Would you like to come in?
Tails: Sure.
*Vibration in Tail's Pocket*
Tails: Sonic? I'm busy right now...
Sonic: Hi Tails. Like this communicator? I borrowed it from some guy in a white coat?
Prof. E. Gadd: Hey! Who stole my GameBoy Horror?!
Tails: Huh? Who is this?
Tails: What's this weird contraption?
Sonic: Some devise. I think it's some type of walkie-talkie.
Shadow: We've come to send you help!
Emeral: Help! Help!
Tails: For my date?
Cream: What's wrong, Tails?
Cheese: Chaooo.
Shadow: Quick! Say something!
Cream: Was that Shadow?
Tails: N-no. That was the wind...
Tails: Um, how about some tea?
Cream: Sure.
Shadow: Phew. That was a close one.
Tails: Quiet, Shadow...
Emerl: Quiet! Quiet!
Tails: EMERL!
Cream: Eeeeek! Don't scare me like that, Tails!
Cheese: Chao!
Tails: Hold on, Cream. *Runs outside and throws GB
Horror 3 miles long*
Sonic: Tails? Can you hear me? Tails?!
*Tails goes back inside*
Tails: OK Cream. I'm back.
Cream: OK. One lump or two?
Tails: One. I'm fine at the moment.
Cream: OK.
Tails: How have you been?
Cream: Fine. I fed Cheese, was waiting for you to date me, nothing new.
Tails: Emerl has been learning how to talk. My computer busted when I connected him to it.
Cream: Neat.
Tails: WAIT! DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED TO DATE ME!
Cream: Yeah.
Tails: ALRIGHT! *breakdances*
Cream: I never knew you like to dance.
Tails: Er...Well, Sonic taught me how to dance.
(Outside)
(GB Horror) Sonic: D*** Tails!
Emerl: D***! D***!
Amy: You shouldn't be teaching our child such language! *smacks Sonic*
(Transfers to Sonic's side of the story)
Emerl: Language! Language!
Sonic: Dear God, Shut Up, Emerl!
Emerl: Shut Up! Shut Up!
Knuckles: SOME ONE KILL THAT THING!
Sonic: Knuckles?
Knuckles: Eggman isn't bothering anybody. I can stay with you, right?
Sonic: Sure...
(Back to Tails)
Cream: Would you like some Kool-Aid?
Tails: Sure! Hurry, I want to teach you some more dance moves.
Cream: OK.
Tails: I call this the worm!
Tails: *Does the worm*
Cream: Impressive.
Tails: Really?
Cream: Yeah!
Tails: Well, I better get back.
Cream: Bye.
Tails: Hey, I'll try to see you tomorrow, OK?
Cream: Sure, but before you go...*Smooch*
Tails: Woah...I'm definently going to come back tomorrow!
Cheese: Chao?
Tails: Bye.
*Back at Sonic's house*
Emerl: Shut Up! Shut Up!
Knuckles: D*** you Emerl!
Sonic: So how'd it go?
Emerl: Go! Go!
Tails: Woah...She gave me a kiss.
Emerl: Kiss! Kiss!
Amy: Aw! How cute!
*E. Gadd busts in, with his face bright red*
E. Gadd: Where is my freaking GB Horror?
Tails: Uh-Oh!
E. Gadd: You'll all make nice paintings for my wall!
Emerl: Wall! Wall!
Knuckles: Emerl!
E. Gadd: *Turns on Plotergust 3001*
Emerl: Shut up! Shut up!
E. Gadd: Fine. I'll leave. *Leaves*
Emerl: Leave! Leave!
Sonic: I've got a headache...
End of Chapter 1
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(Tails is working on an invention)
Sonic: Hey Tails!
Tails: Hi Sonic! Amy is looking for you...again.
Sonic: Ugh...Well, tell her I'm at yankee stadie-Hey, who are those roses for?
Tails: Um....a f-friend.
Sonic: Are they for Cream?
Tails: U-um...
Sonic: I can tell when your lying and when your telling the truth, Tails, so just spit it out!
Tails: Aw Sonic...It's not anything BIG...
Tails: J-just roses.
Sonic: Tails, don't be nervous. I'll make this the best first date you've ever had.
Tails: Whew...Thanks Sonic. I thought you might not understand...
Sonic: C'mon bud! We'll do it to it! And you don't have to worry a thing about Ivo. Knuckles is taking my place while I'm helping you.
Tails: Yeah. Knuckles has really been helping out lately.
Amy: SONIIIIIIIIC!
Sonic: Step number one, Tails...
*Amy Glomps Sonic*
Sonic: Get used to being chased.
Amy: Oh Sonic! I was looking for you! We should start getting used to our marriage!
Tails: Huh?
Sonic: Uh...Someone e-mailed her a fake note saying I'd marry her.
Mario: Uh...Don't-a look at Me!
Sonic: WHY YOU LITTLE @)&^&%%$!
Amy: Don't be shy, Sonic! I know it was you finally admitting your feelings!
Sonic: Lemme at 'em! LEMME AT 'EM!
Mario: Mammia Mia!
Mario: Gotta go! *runs away*
Tails: Er...Sonic? Weren't you going to help me out?
Sonic: Sure. Amy, go get Emerl and Shadow to help us out.
Amy: Oh yes, we need to raise our young one.
Sonic: Er..Yeah. That we do.
Tails: Sonic, I gotta go see Cream. Good luck with Amy...
Amy: How cute! Tails' first date!
Sonic: OK Tails, and remember, be yourself!
*Cream's House*
Tails: *knocks on door*
Cream: Hello?
Cheese: Chao?
Tails: H-hey Cream. I got you some pretty roses.
Cream: Thank you. Would you like to come in?
Tails: Sure.
*Vibration in Tail's Pocket*
Tails: Sonic? I'm busy right now...
Sonic: Hi Tails. Like this communicator? I borrowed it from some guy in a white coat?
Prof. E. Gadd: Hey! Who stole my GameBoy Horror?!
Tails: Huh? Who is this?
Tails: What's this weird contraption?
Sonic: Some devise. I think it's some type of walkie-talkie.
Shadow: We've come to send you help!
Emeral: Help! Help!
Tails: For my date?
Cream: What's wrong, Tails?
Cheese: Chaooo.
Shadow: Quick! Say something!
Cream: Was that Shadow?
Tails: N-no. That was the wind...
Tails: Um, how about some tea?
Cream: Sure.
Shadow: Phew. That was a close one.
Tails: Quiet, Shadow...
Emerl: Quiet! Quiet!
Tails: EMERL!
Cream: Eeeeek! Don't scare me like that, Tails!
Cheese: Chao!
Tails: Hold on, Cream. *Runs outside and throws GB
Horror 3 miles long*
Sonic: Tails? Can you hear me? Tails?!
*Tails goes back inside*
Tails: OK Cream. I'm back.
Cream: OK. One lump or two?
Tails: One. I'm fine at the moment.
Cream: OK.
Tails: How have you been?
Cream: Fine. I fed Cheese, was waiting for you to date me, nothing new.
Tails: Emerl has been learning how to talk. My computer busted when I connected him to it.
Cream: Neat.
Tails: WAIT! DID YOU SAY YOU WANTED TO DATE ME!
Cream: Yeah.
Tails: ALRIGHT! *breakdances*
Cream: I never knew you like to dance.
Tails: Er...Well, Sonic taught me how to dance.
(Outside)
(GB Horror) Sonic: D*** Tails!
Emerl: D***! D***!
Amy: You shouldn't be teaching our child such language! *smacks Sonic*
(Transfers to Sonic's side of the story)
Emerl: Language! Language!
Sonic: Dear God, Shut Up, Emerl!
Emerl: Shut Up! Shut Up!
Knuckles: SOME ONE KILL THAT THING!
Sonic: Knuckles?
Knuckles: Eggman isn't bothering anybody. I can stay with you, right?
Sonic: Sure...
(Back to Tails)
Cream: Would you like some Kool-Aid?
Tails: Sure! Hurry, I want to teach you some more dance moves.
Cream: OK.
Tails: I call this the worm!
Tails: *Does the worm*
Cream: Impressive.
Tails: Really?
Cream: Yeah!
Tails: Well, I better get back.
Cream: Bye.
Tails: Hey, I'll try to see you tomorrow, OK?
Cream: Sure, but before you go...*Smooch*
Tails: Woah...I'm definently going to come back tomorrow!
Cheese: Chao?
Tails: Bye.
*Back at Sonic's house*
Emerl: Shut Up! Shut Up!
Knuckles: D*** you Emerl!
Sonic: So how'd it go?
Emerl: Go! Go!
Tails: Woah...She gave me a kiss.
Emerl: Kiss! Kiss!
Amy: Aw! How cute!
*E. Gadd busts in, with his face bright red*
E. Gadd: Where is my freaking GB Horror?
Tails: Uh-Oh!
E. Gadd: You'll all make nice paintings for my wall!
Emerl: Wall! Wall!
Knuckles: Emerl!
E. Gadd: *Turns on Plotergust 3001*
Emerl: Shut up! Shut up!
E. Gadd: Fine. I'll leave. *Leaves*
Emerl: Leave! Leave!
Sonic: I've got a headache...
End of Chapter 1
