How to completely mind-f**k a griefer.

[kitsunebaka]

Has this ever happened to you?: You get a random message from someone you don't know and they start bashing you for being a furry or liking the stuff you do? If so, here's the solution to these pests.... AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THEY SAY. Or if you can, use every joke you know they're gunna use, BEFORE they can. If more furries handled SA goons and such in this way, they'd gradually get bored and eventually just stop trying altogether.
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Shiahgo: Hello dear.

***************: nya? ^.^

Shiahgo: How might you be?

***************: who be thees?

Shiahgo: Seig Heil.

***************: dunno who that is

Shiahgo: SEIG HEIL.

***************: Seig Mirabu on SL?

Shiahgo: Yeah haha.

Shiahgo: I was just messin, how are you?

***************: or some SA goon

***************: i dunoo who you are, gain my trust first... then we talk =P

***************: If yer Sieg Mirabu, then what was the sign joke I made?

Shiahgo: Don't test me furball.

Shiahgo: You're a fool to even think anyone will trust you.

Shiahgo: Go back to furcity.

***************: lol... goon

Shiahgo: With your fur-girlfriend.

Shiahgo: Goon?

Shiahgo: LOL

Shiahgo: Come on kiddo.

***************: i'm gay like all the other furs, screw-wit, we're all fur-fags, remember?

Shiahgo: You think I'm a fur?

Shiahgo: I'm a goon remember.

***************: i could care less if you are or aren't

Shiahgo: I love your lack of self-dignity.

Shiahgo: Thats a very nice thing that you show.

***************: hey, if you can't make fun of yourself, who CAN you make fun of?

***************: there's always the president.

Shiahgo: You're racist against people from Texas?

Shiahgo: You're a straight up bitch then.

***************: i'm racist against racist, lol.

Shiahgo: Was that a joke?

Shiahgo: Seig heil.

***************: sieg seig sputnik

Shiahgo: I know your secret.

***************: what would that be?

***************: that i'm a fag? not much of a secret

***************: so anyways Mr. Goon person, what kinda music do you like? besides nazi punk music and prussian blue....

Shiahgo: Lol?

Shiahgo: Captain planet, and Bel Air are my favorites.

***************: lol, in west philadelphia born and raised

***************: by your powers combined, i am carlton!

Shiahgo: No...

***************: is this being logged for one of those funny Something Awful "we fooled the fur-fag/icpfan/other funny to screw with web-tard" thingies?

Shiahgo: Nope.

***************: darn

Shiahgo: Just for lulz.

***************: i thought i was guna be famous

***************: i like lulz, they taste like turky

Shiahgo: You know who I am?

***************: nope

Shiahgo: Do you want to know?

***************: and u can't be sibe cuz he's in jail, poor guy

Shiahgo: I'm the man behind the lines, behind gay rights running the people, and making gays kill themselves.

***************: soooo, you're the mayor of Spokane, Jim West?

Shiahgo: Go be an hero.

Shiahgo: It's your destiny.

***************: why couldn't it have been someone from 4chan? atleast we coulda talked about J-rock or something.

Shiahgo: Weeabo GTFO.

***************: get the screw out of where?

Shiahgo: Of life.

Shiahgo: Go be an hero.

***************: i've tried, it won't let me.

Shiahgo: Better yet, furfag.

Shiahgo: Lets play a game.

***************: kekkee, ^^ you realize it doesn't hurt anymore, right?

Shiahgo: Wrong.

Shiahgo: It's' boiling deep down.

***************: FAGGOT FAGGOT FAGGOT, WHASSUP MAH FAGGOT? GOODU MORNINGU, NEE-GAAAAAH!

Shiahgo: wat

***************: tokyobreakfast, you don't remember?

Shiahgo: No kiddo.

Shiahgo: So how's AIDS?

***************: the bucket of aids in my garage? its fine, i feed it some herpes every now and then

Shiahgo: No I ment the one that your car has.

Shiahgo: Retard.

Shiahgo: God. So many screwed up Furries.

***************: oh noes! KITT has aids?

Shiahgo: So little time.

***************: who will Michael screw now?

Shiahgo: FUR = screwed Up Retards.

***************: ytmnd.com/users/keetsoonaybaka -- here, go downvote my YTMND's, that's something funny you can do

***************: NEEE-GAAAAAAAAH

***************: and fyi, there's tards in any fandom

Shiahgo: Child. Thats great.

***************: furries just seem to have the biggest concentration

Shiahgo: Nah.

***************: christians then?

Shiahgo: Furries are the weakest.

***************: i am the weakest link, goodbye?

Shiahgo: Maybe the most, but the weakest.

Shiahgo: Christans have orginization, and can orginize a screwing army.

***************: to steal oil, yup

Shiahgo: Furries. Whats the most you can do?

***************: get aids

Shiahgo: Don't blame the Jews.

***************: and make drama ^.^

Shiahgo: You want drama? Posting how attracted you are to furry porn.

***************: lol, i don't care

Shiahgo: Sure you don't.

Shiahgo: It's building, and gaining force.

***************: go screwing say it in my YTMND's, screwing downvote me to nothing... i dun care, c'mon.

Shiahgo: I'm not with them smartass.

Shiahgo: You're a screwing tard.

***************: know yer not, but just saying you could

***************: it would give u teh lulz

Shiahgo: Yeah it would. But this is fun.

***************: i am a tard, and i won't disagree with anything you say

Shiahgo: I'm glad to hear.

***************: ATTENTION WAL-MART SHAWPPPERZZZZZ!

Shiahgo: You screw your mom, and need to kill yourself.

***************: i pooped my pants!

Shiahgo: Agree faggot.

***************: yup, i screw my mom and i need to kil myself

***************: and hitler is jeebus

Shiahgo: SEIG HEIL

***************: [INSERT] POWER!!!

***************: lulzzzzzzzz

Shiahgo: No...

Shiahgo: Not funny racist pig.

Shiahgo: Go burn with the Jews.

***************: yer the one saying sieg heil, lol

Shiahgo: Yeah so?

***************: BUT, HE STARTED IT MOMMY!

Shiahgo: I have the right to. Furries don't.

***************: meh

***************: hey what's yer fave movie?

***************: mine's apt pupil

Shiahgo: Favorite movie?

Shiahgo: The one where they kill the animals.

Shiahgo: With large guns.

***************: yaaaaay! meat rocks!

***************: didja see the latest drawn together?

Shiahgo: No.

***************: where cap'n hero shoots bambi?

***************: that was awesome!

Shiahgo: Hey I bet you'd like to suck off bambi.

***************: i'd like to suck off anything that has a dick, just like any other fur-fag would

Shiahgo: No really?

***************: lulz!

Shiahgo signed off at 5:29:43 PM.
Shiahgo's IP: 207.44.156.107
Anyone out there a hacker? LOL.

[Mr. G]

Yeah, that IP is a proxy, specifically BrowseAtWork. I tried using the service once, Error 500's abound.

[kitsunebaka]

LOL, yeah... I was gunna say, for someone who hates gay people, he seriously lives in the WRONG place, if he actually lived in San Fran.