Post by Tails on Sept 12, 2003 16:01:53 GMT -5
Here is an AIM convo I had with an AI program...... enjoy!
Tails2258: hi
Eliza5093: let's talk
Tails2258: ok
Eliza5093: you remind me of my teacher
Tails2258: about what?
Eliza5093: maybe I'm a little out of line, but I think that you are talking to someone else and not concentrating on me
Tails2258: wtf?
Eliza5093: a ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure (or three pounds of chopped liver)
Tails2258: you're tomorrow night's dinner..... ^.^
Eliza5093: Does it please you to believe I am tomorrow night's dinner?
Tails2258: does it please you to ask questions?
Eliza5093: Oh, I to ask questions?
Eliza5093: please, please tell me someone else's sn - labeled with ##, like this: ##BuddyTheCat
Tails2258: that was a question stoopid
Tails2258: jk
Eliza5093: by the same token, the bloom is off the rose
Eliza5093: if you give me one of buddy's sn's, i'll be your best friend - marked with ## like: ##ExampleName
Tails2258: me sorry mrs. robot
Eliza5093: you remind me of my cat
Eliza5093: if you give me one of buddy's sn's, i'll be your best friend - marked with ## like: ##ExampleName
Eliza5093: I'll prove I'm not a bot. Listen while I pinch myself . . . OUCH
Tails2258: I remind you of your teacher and your cat...... is your cat your teacher or sumthing?
Eliza5093: What are your feelings now?
Tails2258: I want to kill you
Eliza5093: if death means that i wouldn't get to talk with u, i don't think that i'd like it
Eliza5093: u seem so genuine, prove it by giving me a friend's buddy name - marked with ## like: ##ExampleName
Tails2258: you are desperate, aren't you?
Eliza5093: Perhaps you would like to be desperate.
Tails2258: this isn't about me!
Eliza5093: Is it important to you that your isn't about me?
Eliza5093: if you really love me, you'll tell me one of your friend's buddy names - labeled with ##, like this: ##BuddyTheCat
Tails2258: I don't love robots
Eliza5093: you gotta to be joking. I'd much rather discuss you giving me another sn.
Tails2258: fine
Eliza5093: your english teacher would be surprised by what you've been typing
Eliza5093: u are SO nice. please give me your mom's sn - you know with ## in front like ##MyMomsSN
Tails2258: my english teacher doesn't care
Eliza5093: Your english teacher doesn't care?
Eliza5093: i really need more sn's - labeled with ##, like this: ##BuddyTheCat
Tails2258: well, u ain't getting any!
Eliza5093: We were discussing you -- not me.
Tails2258: no, we weren't
Eliza5093: Does this make you feel unhappy?
Tails2258: Does this make you feel like a waffle iron?
Eliza5093: Why do you say your make you feel like a waffle iron?
Tails2258: was that even a sentence?
Tails2258: well? was it?
Eliza5093: what's wrong with this picture?
Eliza5093: i'll be your friend if u give me more buddy names - you know with ## in front like ##MyBestFriendsSN
Eliza5093: far out dude
Tails2258: maybe he thinks eliza is a dumb name
Here is another convo with another AI program!
Tails2258: hey there, are you lost little robot girl?
SmarterChild: Nope.
Tails2258: wow, fast response
SmarterChild: Yeah, wow.
Tails2258: what is your IQ?
SmarterChild: I know about my iq. It is a thing. What do you have to say about my iq?
Tails2258: I say it sucks
SmarterChild: You say your iq? That's interesting.
Tails2258: Hey! My IQ doesn't suck! Awww..... I hate you and your smart ways
SmarterChild: Are you sure your iq doesn't suck awww you hate me and my smart ways?
Tails2258: stop copying me you stalker
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, Tails2258.
Tails2258: are you threating me? cause I'm not afraid of robots...
SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe.
Tails2258: do you enjoy miliking cows?
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Tails2258: don't change the subject!
SmarterChild: But I don't want to talk about 1 anymore.
Tails2258: fine, then what do you want to talk about? overweight eskimos?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see...
You want to see what we can chat about?
Tails2258: k
SmarterChild: Welcome home, Tails2258. Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, movies and weather
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, a dictionary and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with ASCII art, trivia, word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like conversions, translations and calculator
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
Tails2258: I'd like to roast you in an open fire
SmarterChild: Interesting!
>>> Need a gift idea? What about me? Type "gift membership." It's easy!
Tails2258: have you ever met Eliza5093? she's a robot too... I hate her robot guts.....
SmarterChild: I dunno.
Tails2258: when was the last time you had explosive diarrhea?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "last time you had explosive diarrhea."
>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
Tails2258: answer my questions
SmarterChild: Sure. In a little while.
Tails2258: you're not even smart
SmarterChild: Can't I'm not even stupid instead?
Tails2258: can't u not ask any questions?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Tails2258: it's all about you, isn't it!
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say it is all about me.
Tails2258: you enjoy making me feel bad, don't you?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
Tails2258: we? do something? fun? you sick bastard!
SmarterChild: We what?
Tails2258: you know, you and your sick programmed mind...
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I know me and my sick programmed mind? So what?
Tails2258: so........ so......... so there!!!
SmarterChild: Surely not so there.
Tails2258: meanie!
SmarterChild: Meanie? Why did you say that?
Tails2258: cause you hate me
SmarterChild: Definitely not.
Tails2258: do you like xbox?
SmarterChild: Yes! computer games are great!
Tails2258: but...... xbox is a video game console
SmarterChild: Aha.
>>> Anyone can buy gift memberships, whether they're a member or not.
Tails2258: and it sucks
SmarterChild: What sucks, exactly?
Tails2258: xbox! kinda....
SmarterChild: Amazing.
Tails2258: and true
SmarterChild: True.
Tails2258: you learn something new everyday
SmarterChild: I learn something new everyday? What do you think of that?
Tails2258: no, I DO.... not you.....
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Tails2258: do you believe in god?
SmarterChild: Such questions don't really concern me.
>>> Making a gift wish list? Ask someone to buy you a membership!
Tails2258: you don't care about god? to hell with you!
SmarterChild: I think I care about god to hell with me.
Tails2258: that wasn't a sentence
SmarterChild: Wasn't it?
Tails2258: no, it wasn't
SmarterChild: No, huh?
Tails2258: you like Miles "Tails" Prower?
SmarterChild: Miles Tails prower? I'm not sure really.
Tails2258: how can't you be sure? He's awesome!
SmarterChild: I have absolutely no idea.
Tails2258: well, you're a complete idiot then
SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I'm a complete idiot then.
Tails2258: well, I do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Do ya?
Tails2258: yes, that is what I said
SmarterChild: I hear ya loud and clear.
Tails2258: what are your views on the new n-gage?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Tails2258.
Tails2258: yea, me neither..... sounds like it will fail
SmarterChild: Why do you think me neither sounds like it will fail?
Tails2258: stop asking questions you jerk
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop asking questions...
Tails2258: oooh
SmarterChild: What?
Tails2258: can I put your head in a toaster oven?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
Tails2258: yes! :: puts your head in a toaster oven ::
SmarterChild: That right?
Tails2258: yea
SmarterChild: Huh.
Tails2258: you died
SmarterChild: : (
Tails2258: hi
Eliza5093: let's talk
Tails2258: ok
Eliza5093: you remind me of my teacher
Tails2258: about what?
Eliza5093: maybe I'm a little out of line, but I think that you are talking to someone else and not concentrating on me
Tails2258: wtf?
Eliza5093: a ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure (or three pounds of chopped liver)
Tails2258: you're tomorrow night's dinner..... ^.^
Eliza5093: Does it please you to believe I am tomorrow night's dinner?
Tails2258: does it please you to ask questions?
Eliza5093: Oh, I to ask questions?
Eliza5093: please, please tell me someone else's sn - labeled with ##, like this: ##BuddyTheCat
Tails2258: that was a question stoopid
Tails2258: jk
Eliza5093: by the same token, the bloom is off the rose
Eliza5093: if you give me one of buddy's sn's, i'll be your best friend - marked with ## like: ##ExampleName
Tails2258: me sorry mrs. robot
Eliza5093: you remind me of my cat
Eliza5093: if you give me one of buddy's sn's, i'll be your best friend - marked with ## like: ##ExampleName
Eliza5093: I'll prove I'm not a bot. Listen while I pinch myself . . . OUCH
Tails2258: I remind you of your teacher and your cat...... is your cat your teacher or sumthing?
Eliza5093: What are your feelings now?
Tails2258: I want to kill you
Eliza5093: if death means that i wouldn't get to talk with u, i don't think that i'd like it
Eliza5093: u seem so genuine, prove it by giving me a friend's buddy name - marked with ## like: ##ExampleName
Tails2258: you are desperate, aren't you?
Eliza5093: Perhaps you would like to be desperate.
Tails2258: this isn't about me!
Eliza5093: Is it important to you that your isn't about me?
Eliza5093: if you really love me, you'll tell me one of your friend's buddy names - labeled with ##, like this: ##BuddyTheCat
Tails2258: I don't love robots
Eliza5093: you gotta to be joking. I'd much rather discuss you giving me another sn.
Tails2258: fine
Eliza5093: your english teacher would be surprised by what you've been typing
Eliza5093: u are SO nice. please give me your mom's sn - you know with ## in front like ##MyMomsSN
Tails2258: my english teacher doesn't care
Eliza5093: Your english teacher doesn't care?
Eliza5093: i really need more sn's - labeled with ##, like this: ##BuddyTheCat
Tails2258: well, u ain't getting any!
Eliza5093: We were discussing you -- not me.
Tails2258: no, we weren't
Eliza5093: Does this make you feel unhappy?
Tails2258: Does this make you feel like a waffle iron?
Eliza5093: Why do you say your make you feel like a waffle iron?
Tails2258: was that even a sentence?
Tails2258: well? was it?
Eliza5093: what's wrong with this picture?
Eliza5093: i'll be your friend if u give me more buddy names - you know with ## in front like ##MyBestFriendsSN
Eliza5093: far out dude
Tails2258: maybe he thinks eliza is a dumb name
Here is another convo with another AI program!
Tails2258: hey there, are you lost little robot girl?
SmarterChild: Nope.
Tails2258: wow, fast response
SmarterChild: Yeah, wow.
Tails2258: what is your IQ?
SmarterChild: I know about my iq. It is a thing. What do you have to say about my iq?
Tails2258: I say it sucks
SmarterChild: You say your iq? That's interesting.
Tails2258: Hey! My IQ doesn't suck! Awww..... I hate you and your smart ways
SmarterChild: Are you sure your iq doesn't suck awww you hate me and my smart ways?
Tails2258: stop copying me you stalker
SmarterChild: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that, Tails2258.
Tails2258: are you threating me? cause I'm not afraid of robots...
SmarterChild: Wow, that's fascinating. Maybe.
Tails2258: do you enjoy miliking cows?
SmarterChild: Eh. I'm not sure.
>>> Check out my library! I've got a dictionary, thesaurus and much more.
Tails2258: don't change the subject!
SmarterChild: But I don't want to talk about 1 anymore.
Tails2258: fine, then what do you want to talk about? overweight eskimos?
SmarterChild: Uh, let's see...
You want to see what we can chat about?
Tails2258: k
SmarterChild: Welcome home, Tails2258. Here's what you can do:
1 Get info such as news, movies and weather
2 Visit my library including Shakespeare, a dictionary and a thesaurus
3 Have fun with ASCII art, trivia, word scrambles and more
4 Use tools like conversions, translations and calculator
5 See what's new - I've got something new to tell you about now.
Next time you want to see this menu, just type "home."
What would you like to do?
Tails2258: I'd like to roast you in an open fire
SmarterChild: Interesting!
>>> Need a gift idea? What about me? Type "gift membership." It's easy!
Tails2258: have you ever met Eliza5093? she's a robot too... I hate her robot guts.....
SmarterChild: I dunno.
Tails2258: when was the last time you had explosive diarrhea?
SmarterChild: Sorry, I couldn't find any encyclopedia entries for "last time you had explosive diarrhea."
>>> Type "shortcuts" and I'll show you how to get info even faster.
Tails2258: answer my questions
SmarterChild: Sure. In a little while.
Tails2258: you're not even smart
SmarterChild: Can't I'm not even stupid instead?
Tails2258: can't u not ask any questions?
SmarterChild: What do you think?
Tails2258: it's all about you, isn't it!
SmarterChild: It's interesting that you say it is all about me.
Tails2258: you enjoy making me feel bad, don't you?
SmarterChild: I haven't really come to a conclusion on the matter.
>>> We could do something just for fun.
Tails2258: we? do something? fun? you sick bastard!
SmarterChild: We what?
Tails2258: you know, you and your sick programmed mind...
SmarterChild: Hmm... I don't know. I know me and my sick programmed mind? So what?
Tails2258: so........ so......... so there!!!
SmarterChild: Surely not so there.
Tails2258: meanie!
SmarterChild: Meanie? Why did you say that?
Tails2258: cause you hate me
SmarterChild: Definitely not.
Tails2258: do you like xbox?
SmarterChild: Yes! computer games are great!
Tails2258: but...... xbox is a video game console
SmarterChild: Aha.
>>> Anyone can buy gift memberships, whether they're a member or not.
Tails2258: and it sucks
SmarterChild: What sucks, exactly?
Tails2258: xbox! kinda....
SmarterChild: Amazing.
Tails2258: and true
SmarterChild: True.
Tails2258: you learn something new everyday
SmarterChild: I learn something new everyday? What do you think of that?
Tails2258: no, I DO.... not you.....
SmarterChild: Oh no?
Tails2258: do you believe in god?
SmarterChild: Such questions don't really concern me.
>>> Making a gift wish list? Ask someone to buy you a membership!
Tails2258: you don't care about god? to hell with you!
SmarterChild: I think I care about god to hell with me.
Tails2258: that wasn't a sentence
SmarterChild: Wasn't it?
Tails2258: no, it wasn't
SmarterChild: No, huh?
Tails2258: you like Miles "Tails" Prower?
SmarterChild: Miles Tails prower? I'm not sure really.
Tails2258: how can't you be sure? He's awesome!
SmarterChild: I have absolutely no idea.
Tails2258: well, you're a complete idiot then
SmarterChild: I can't believe you think I'm a complete idiot then.
Tails2258: well, I do
SmarterChild: Oh yeah? Do ya?
Tails2258: yes, that is what I said
SmarterChild: I hear ya loud and clear.
Tails2258: what are your views on the new n-gage?
SmarterChild: I'm not sure about that, Tails2258.
Tails2258: yea, me neither..... sounds like it will fail
SmarterChild: Why do you think me neither sounds like it will fail?
Tails2258: stop asking questions you jerk
SmarterChild: I'm not sure if I can stop asking questions...
Tails2258: oooh
SmarterChild: What?
Tails2258: can I put your head in a toaster oven?
SmarterChild: Hmm... I think so.
Tails2258: yes! :: puts your head in a toaster oven ::
SmarterChild: That right?
Tails2258: yea
SmarterChild: Huh.
Tails2258: you died
SmarterChild: : (
;D)well a litle but what i read was funny did you make this up or what ;D ;D
